Narnia France

Imagine this happening to you...




One Sunday morning during mass, a 2,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying submachine guns.


One of the men proclaimed,

"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are."






Immediately, the choir fled...










the deacons fled...







and most of the congregation fled....










Out of the 2,000 there only

remained around 20.






The man who had spoken took off his hood...






He then looked at the preist and said "Okay Father, I got rid of all the hypocrites... Now you may begin your service. Have a nice
day!"







And the two men turned and walked out.







TOO DEEP TO NOT PASS ON...






*Funny how simple it is for people to trash God ..









and then wonder why the world is in the condition it is today....










*Funny how we believe what the newspapers say...






but question what the Bible says...







*Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven...






provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says.




or is it scary?






*Funny how someone can say "I believe in God"...







but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes"in God).







*Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire...





but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, you think twice about sharing.







*Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace...





but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and work place.







*Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday...






but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.











Are you laughing?





*Funny how when you go to forward this message...




you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe...





or what they will think of you for sending it to them.







*Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me...







... than what God thinks of me.






Are you thinking?







Will you share this with people you care about?

Or not?

I picked you guys~

May the Lord bless you and keep you,

And be gracious to you;

And give you His peace.


post this if you believe in God with all of your heart

funny!! well, not really, but the first part kinda is!!

someone sent that one to me one time... good one...

OMG!!! i LOVE it... it's just so true... and well kinda sad...

it is sad and true you're right

u guys r both right!

I love being right!!! (or at least when I get half the credit!!)

lol ur funny

i have herad that before and it is so true.

very very very very very very very very very true!!!

that is very true and that being very true isnt just sad its scary. I mean rele what is the world today becomeing? The bible says to spread his word but most people think more than twice before actually doing it. I myself struggle with that; its hard to say what you want to say in todays corrupt society. If you rele think about how many people "beleive in God" but dont show it... that is true they go to church on Sunday but during the week you may see them cussing with their friends. You have to die to the world and live with God, be willing to give up worldly things(cussing, smoking, sex etc) for more Christ like things. For rele if you are doing the right thing who cares if you stand out in a croud, you are the right one, right?


sry had to put my two sense in... didnt mean to go on... and on... and on... and on... and on... well you get the point!!!

doesn't matter if u go on forever! put it this way the longer the better! i believe that u can't just believe in God b/c even the devil does that, but u have to actually trust in Him and love Him for ur relationship w/ Him to be valid

what church do you belong to??(what religion)

I am Baptist; I could go on forever if I had thwe time but I dont so... oh well!!! I voiced my opinion!!!

lol! glad you did!! what religion are you roseofourdreams??

dc luver i am baptist as well! I go to a great church and i believe everything you just now said!

i am a spirit-filled born-again christian . . .

cool!! i am christain too, LDS to be more exact(SP? i am having brain blocks today!!!)!!!

thats ok - its summer i def am rly out of it all summer, its a good thing i'm blonde cause its just one long blonde day lol. . .totally know what u mean

haha....not to be mean-soundy ...but most of my friends are blondes and they sometimes have "blonde moments"...
we jst LOAO!!
I'd sometimes be like, "no durr...!! oh! blonde-moment! *saying it with my friends*"

yeah kinda stupid but funny @ the same time....