Narnia France

ok so we haven't done stories in a while,so let's make this the FIRST STORY OF 2007!! ok so here we go
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me and my friend jessie were in mexico for summer vacation,and BOY was it hot!we were on the beach,and jessie decided to go to the counter and get us some ice cream.she got the ice cream,and as she turned around,she bumped into WILLIAM MOSELEY!but the ice cream got all over the both of them!they laughed at it,and introduced themselves to each other.it seemed like william sort of liked her,and the same for jessie liking him.

but then he saw me forgot about jessie shoved the ice cream on her face, came over to me asked me out, we felll in love got married and had three children who were named....
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LOL jk..... ok ummmmmmmmm
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and welll i was happy for jessie but kinda jealous at the same time cause i had liked william for like centuries....

We had three children, William Jr.; (your name) Jr.; & Bob. They grew up to be movie stars as well and owned Hollywood. They finally filed a lawsuit against Ruby Wax & she had been living in the jungles of Ecuador living off of monkey poo. Since her life was a living hell already there, the kind Moseley children decided to leave her there, in her own habitat where she belongs.

The End.

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HAHA, JK just wanted to continue that quick story
anyways....

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Jessie knew that i ADORED Will so much, she knew how i felt. I was totally ignored and by the way, I did not get my ice cream I ordered because she was sooo busy flirting with Will.
I just stood there & she didnt even introduce me. (such friend, right?) I decided to just leave instead of wasting my time just staring at them. As I was about to leave....

hahahah!! lol!! ^^
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as i was about to leave.... will noticed me and how sad and upset i looked, he hadn't seen me, and when he did he left jessie standing there with a confused look on her face, he came over to me and asked "are you ok?" and i said "yeah why?" and then he said "oh idk it's just that u look so sad.." and then i answered "yeah well, turns out my friend isn't quite a friend, u know what i'm saying?" and he looked confused, he didn't quite get it, "oh nvm... it was nice meeting u" i said and walked away but he....

Grabbed my arm & said, "oh, Jessie is your friend?"
I just nodded but i know i shouldnt fight for him. The right thing is for the guy to chase the girl, so I decided to continue walking away. I rather walk away than look easy. Surprisingly Jessie didnt stop me, but Will touched my shoulder again and looked into my eyes and....

and said.. "are you really ok?" i said in a sort of snappy tone "i'm fine!" and pulled away then started running ho

and said.. "are you really ok?" i said in a sort of snappy tone "i'm fine!" and pulled away then started running home.i left them standing there confused

After running miles and miles i stopped at the candy store and bought a Wonka Bar! I saw Skandar (Edmund) rummaging through Turkish Delights. I opened my Wonka Bar & BAM! a GOLDEN TICKET!! it says, "Congratulations! You just won a trip to the UK to have some tea with Sir William P. Moseley!"
Woop de DOO, i won a date with Will. HaHa, i though i lost interest in him, but this might be fun...bwahahaaha!.

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I dont know, very unpredictable, just a little "funny" in this story....

lol!! some fun in this story never hurt someone....
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I read at the top "Go to starbucks buy a frapuccino, and present this golden tickect to the cashier to get all the facts about ur prize" so i ran to starbucks and did as told by the golden ticket, the lady there had this weird look in her face as she saw the golden ticket, kinda like she wanted to steal it, who can blame her tho i mean will is FINE.... anyway she told me i had to....

order a Tall Caramel Machiato, a Grande Caffe Veron Decaf, and a Vente Hot Chocolate. Then i had to eat 4 scones and buy the Norah Jones CD. After drinking all that coffee and Chocolate under 9420457045 seconds, i had to go to bathroom, poop in each toilet until one of the toilets reveals my next destination, getting me 593734 steps (haha, JK, too exaggerating) closer to the prize. When i went to the bathroom there were 24953 toilets i had to poop in. When i got to toilet # 18374 the clue to my next destination which gets me to the prize said....

wow...this is very interesting! lol....i likey!
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My next destination was to go to the Blaster theatre down the street, so when i walked in...

....it seems that its just us continuing this story?
COME ON KIDS!!...but i guess i have to continue this one...again.

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...i saw Will & Jessie getting tickets for the movie, (idk, since we're all from diff places some movies dont show there..). I decided to buy a ticket for the same movie..ya know, to see what their up to. Walked into the auditorium, and sat some what near them yet not too obvious. The movie started, they got close, and ha, the next clue for my destination was "Retard, we're giving you free tickets to the UK, there is no need to do all this shananigans to get to your "prize", we'll simply mail you air fare tickets...haha made you poop quite too many times." (how gay...idk?) I sat there and just stared at them intently, honestly, i'm a more fine chick than Jessie. Mhm, would you like some ice for that burn?
Then some fat guy came passing through my aisle and farted in front of my face. I through my popcorn up b/c that was one mighty gas release and landed on "them". Shit, blew my cover now...They were about to turn around and i...

I ducked behind the chair immediatly, and waited for a few minutes. I started to crawl away, since i really didnt want to blow my cover. I crawl through the isle, on my hands and knees, making my way past people sitting in their seats. I almost made it to the end of the isle, but my purse got stuck on one of the chairs. I yanked, but it just wouldnt move. suddenly, i feel other hands on mine, and pulled the purse loose. I looked up but it was to dark to see who it was. I then heard a male voice whisper, "Come on, it might be easier if you follow me." He grabs my arm and i walk behind him, trying to watch my step. He led me the whole way, and out of the theater. I walked out to the bright light, and looked at my savior. Ok, yes a little bit over dramatic, but hey, he was cute. His black hair and blue eyes made him look like from a cover of a magazine. He was gorgeouse, i wont lie, but he was so cute, i bet he had a girlfriend, no doubt. "Thnx." I say my cheeks turning a light shade of pink. he smiles a pearly white smile, and laughs "No problem." He runs his hand through his slightly wavy ear length hair, and then extends his hand, "My names Pierre." Interesting name, if i do say so myself. I shook his hand, and smiled. After tht it was a moment of awkward silence.

oh my stay focus. his name was Pierre de Lautour.
mhmm, thats right how sexy. haha. i've got to admit he was SHMEXY! we dazed at each others eyes for maybe about 36 seconds (yes, i was counting). He had this weird greenish brown eyes...ohh so attractive. at a chick flick i was at, he had NO gf. YAY! then it hit me, single hot guy alone at a chick flick = must be gay. i rest my case.
oh CRAP. WHY! GAY! oh well, i asked if he would like to continue the movie with me. i was going to sit in the back, but NO, i think i should sit right next to where Will and Jessie are. We sit down, Pierre, me, Will, and Jess. surprise surprise. Jessie's face was priceless when she saw me and Pierre. Will's face on the other hand, RED hott, im sensing some jealousy? so the movie goes and then...

i said i wanted to go to the bathroom and weirdly enough so did will, so i went outside followed by will and when i was about to run to the bathroom will pulled my arm and asked "who is that guy?!" he sounded protective but not too alarmed, and i said casually "oh just someone i met" then he asked "is he ur bf?" and i answered "u know will, i really gotta go to the bathroom!" and i wasn't lying, i was about to burst, so he let go and i ran to the bathroom as fast as i could....

so, i ran to the bathroom and into a stall. I started to pee when i heard people come in. Me, personally, i didnt like the echoeing sound of me peeing while people where in there, but at this moment i really could care less. Then i heard some girl say, "Pierre, where are you? After you walked out with tht girl, i counldt find you." When i finished peeing, i walked out, and started to wash my hands. I watched her clse her phone, and search through her overly huge purse. This girl, who seemed like she was snotty and over-controling, started to put on make-up (like she needed anymore, and not tht it would do her any good, she looked like a burnt chiwawa(sp?) anyways...).
After i dried off my hands, I walked up to the snot and extended my hand. "Im (insert name here)"
She looked at my hand, mascara stick still by her eyelash, and said, "Why should i care?"
I was stunned, then replied, "Oh, no need to care. As a matter 'a fact, you shouldn't even care about tht extra make-up your applying to your--(i stopped myself from saying "burnt face")--....face. But, uhh, i know where Pierre is."

She dropped the mascara and gave me the "look" where her nose flares (quite entertaining) yea, i pretty much picked a fight with a Pop Tart. hello.

she said,"and why should you be telling me if i should care about putting make up on my face when you're the one in most dire need of it"
apparently she didnt even care if i knew where Pierre was. Stuck Up Barbie Doll. My gosh. Then i said, "i dont need to hide anything hideous unlike you." BAM! CATFIGHT! damn beyotch was Fiesty like a Cat, MEOW! I grabbed her rainy hair and what do you know a WIG! my gosh, SHE did need all that makeup i wished that she just continued on with the paint on her face.

but no, she had to jump on top of me and start pulling my hair,then she pushed me to the ground and pinned me down she was about to punch my face when i grabbed her stuck up little or should i say huge ugly face and punched her hard but then....

My friend, Jessie just came in, and tried to break us apart. Tchyeah right we were on a roll. But what made me goin first was this Barbie Doll hit Jessie, and tht is sooooooo not cool with me. Next thing you know, we are both headed for a bathroom stall. "Lets hope some water will wash tht crap off and do you some good." I said, as we grabbed eachothers hair, and opened the stall door. But jessie scream like i never heard her scream before. Heck, i never even heard her scream. But she did this ninja thing, and knocked us both to the ground. I couldnt help but laugh as
The barbie dolls purse fell to the ground, and all its contents with it.

i laughed,grabbed the purse,and ran outside.i decided to disguise as jessie and get a little peak at what she and will were doing.